The other half

So this is Steven. He's the one at the back. He may look littler, but that's the power of perspective for you. Steven's the reason I'm still in Melbourne, getting interrogated by immigration officers, drinking beer that tastes of the smell of sweaty socks, too far away from En-ger-land for the World Cup, having to get up at 5am for one of the England matches, putting up with winter (well, they call it winter) when it should be summer, watching TV channels with too many commercial breaks and making do with Liptons instead of PG. But trust me. He's worth it.